Friday, July 2, 2010

THE RESIDENT MANAGER

While digging around in some of my file cabinets, I came across this poem like reading. I love it. The author is unknown, but who ever wrote it did a great job!


Many many years ago when I was a Resident Manager I read this for the first time and I felt it to be quite true!!





THE INVESTOR


Leaps tall buildings in a single bound


Is more powerful than a locomotive


Is faster than a speeding bullet


Walks on water


Gives policy to God





THE PRESIDENT


Leaps short buildings in a single bound


Is more powerful than a switch engine


Is just as fast as a speeding bullet


Walks on water if the sea is calm


Talks with God





THE VICE PRESIDENT


Leaps short building with a running start, and favorable winds


Is almost as powerful as a switch engine


Is faster than a speeding bb


Walks on water in a swimming pool


Talks with God if a special request is approved





THE TREASURER


Clears a Quonset hut


Losses race with a locomotive


Can fire a speeding bullet


Swims well


Is occasionally addressed by God





PROPERTY MANAGER


Runs into small buildings


Recognizes locomotives two out of three times


Wets him/herself with a water pistol


Dog paddles


Mumbles to animals





THE RESIDENT MANAGER


Lifts buildings to walk under


Kicks locomotives off the tracks


Catches speeding bullets with his/her teeth


Freezes water with a single glance


HE/SHE IS GOD.

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