While digging around in some of my file cabinets, I came across this poem like reading. I love it. The author is unknown, but who ever wrote it did a great job!
Many many years ago when I was a Resident Manager I read this for the first time and I felt it to be quite true!!
THE INVESTOR
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God
THE PRESIDENT
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God
THE VICE PRESIDENT
Leaps short building with a running start, and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding bb
Walks on water in a swimming pool
Talks with God if a special request is approved
THE TREASURER
Clears a Quonset hut
Losses race with a locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God
PROPERTY MANAGER
Runs into small buildings
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
Wets him/herself with a water pistol
Dog paddles
Mumbles to animals
THE RESIDENT MANAGER
Lifts buildings to walk under
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets with his/her teeth
Freezes water with a single glance
HE/SHE IS GOD.
Successful property management begins when residents, prospects and fellow team members are treated R.I.T.E.
Friday, July 2, 2010
THE RESIDENT MANAGER
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